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[SIZE="50"]Three Canadian cowboys are sitting around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie; with the bravado for which each is famous, it is a night of tall tales.
Gordon, the guy from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Lou, the guy from Manitoba , couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Larry, the logger from Nashwaak Village New Brunswick, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.
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Gordon, the guy from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Lou, the guy from Manitoba , couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Larry, the logger from Nashwaak Village New Brunswick, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker.
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